October 2009
262 posts
Ghostbusting
There are no words that can truly describe how fucking mental today has been. Just when I think things may be starting to settle; everything blows up into the kind of non-stop mayhem that may just make me want to smash my head through the window and scream until it all goes away. Fuck this. I’m off to get shitfaced.
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“You may tell yourself/This is not my beautiful house/You may tell yourself/This...”
– The Talking Heads | “Once In A Lifetime”
“This is basically what I’m thinking every night when I go to sleep. Not literally about the house and the wife, but I’m sure you get the idea. Absolutely nothing makes any sense to me. I have no idea how or why I’ve come to where I am. I don’t think...
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Kierkegaard on the Couch (New York Times) →
psychotherapy:
These days, confide to someone that you are in despair and he or she will likely suggest that you seek out professional help for your depression. While despair used to be classified as one of the seven deadly sins, it has now been medicalized and folded into the concept of clinical depression. If Kierkegaard were on Facebook or could post a You Tube video, he would certainly...
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“I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list...”
– David Sedaris (via kari-shma)
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Deputy Assistant Attorney-General, 66, caught in... →
“Officer Wines then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Mr Corning said he always kept with him, “just in case”, according to the report.”
Where exactly is the problem with this? Sounds like the man was only having a bit of good old-fashioned fun…
“Such a trip to the cemetery would not be appropriate, at any time”...
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Sam Rockwell Oscar: Spreading the Word Pt1 →
Mentioned on the ManMadeMovies blog… Please forgive me while I get excited, and remain this way for a few moments.
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Almost completely by accident, I walked in on myself in the middle of a dream. I was smiling. I caught my eye and walked over towards me; past a lamp with a shade that brought memories of rainbows, past a table laid for twelve with a wine for each course, past a plush velvet covered sofa, where I repositioned and fluffed the cushions. Cushions that were too hideously patterned for me but I had...
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There is a growing movement of pharmacists... →
coketalk:
No shit. This actually happened to me.
I had a broken condom incident one night at the Sundance Film Festival back in 2005. Luckily, one of my traveling companions was a doctor who immediately wrote me a script for the morning after pill.
Problem was, I was in fucking Utah surrounded by a bunch of Mormons. There was only one pharmacy in town that actually stocked the prescription,...
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I just saw something that reminded me about the...
nowihaveablog:
I don’t like sports. I would rather take a dart to the ass then watch baseball. Basketball is just annoying. Football is, well, it’s a way for straight men to act out their bi-curious urges with a bunch of padding on. I don’t really have anything against hockey. I just don’t understand the point of it. Why not watch a cage fight?
Soccer(actual football) is some epic shit. It’s...
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Wikipedia: Tortured Artist →
nowihaveablog:
This is one of the funniest Wikipedia articles I’ve seen.
Oh good God…and there are examples? Wikipedia; where sometimes you just tip right over the edge of the ridiculous.
Oh Jesus...can I erase this from my mind? →
Blow-job in a can. Halloween edition. via @unklerupert
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Hey Adrian! Get your ass over here! I've got a...
Jesus. Tonight, while deleting a previous blog I used to write to, I found this Watchmen “review”. If you can even call it that. I think I may have been slightly drunk on typing it. Anyway, it’s brightened my day. And while the rest of the blog can go die in a fire, I think I’ll keep this:
I had a plethora of ideas as to what shape and form my Watchmen opening weekend...
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http://blog.manmademovies.co.uk →
Because I’ve not posted the link in a few days. Go here for all the information on the Sam Rockwell Oscar Nomination Campaign. Moon is epic. Duncan Jones has brought forth greatness. Sam Rockwell is epic. But then Rockwell owns every scene he appears in…in any film.
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nowihaveablog:
I had a dream last night that Clayton Cubitt made a movie and he was at my house trying to get me to watch it. He was kind of drunk. He was really pushing this movie, going to everyone that reads his blog, demanding that they watch it.
“Weird” doesn’t even begin to explain it.
Automatically re-posting for nowihaveablog making me aware of Clayton Cubitt.
“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can’t kill the...”
– David Sedaris (via kari-shma)
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Timewarp: How your brain creates the fourth... →
psychotherapy:
THE MAN dangles on a cable hanging from an eight-storey-high tower. Suspended in a harness with his back to the ground, he sees only the face of the man above, who controls the winch that is lifting him to the top of the tower like a bundle of cargo. And then it happens. The cable suddenly unclips and he plummets towards the concrete below.
Panic sets in, but he’s been given an...
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